A       A7      Aaug    B7      C#      D       Dm6     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    |O||    |OO|    ||||    OOO|    ||||    ||O|   
 O|||    ||||    O|||    O|OO    ||||    OOO|    OO|O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    |||O    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

Dmaj7   E       E7      F#      F#m     Faug    G#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    O|||    O|||    |O|O    |O||    |OO|    ||||   
 OOO|    |||O    |O|O    ||O|    O|O|    O|||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||    |O|O   
 |||O    |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
A | Aaug
A | Aaug
A | Aaug
A | Aaug


[verse]
A                            D             E
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
A                           D            E
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
A                         D              E
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
A                           D       E
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       F#m/C#           Faug/C#          A/C#                 B7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           E        E/F#    E7/G#
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      A              Aaug             F#m/A
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A7           Dmaj7              F#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          B7                    E
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D              Dm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
A | Aaug
A | Aaug


[verse]
A                          D           E
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
A                         D           E
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
A                            D                   E
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
A                         D        E
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        F#m/C#              Faug/C#       A/C#          B7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          E        E/F#    E7/G#
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      A              Aaug             F#m/A
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A7           Dmaj7              F#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          B7                    E
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D              Dm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
A Faug D E
F#m B7 D E
D E

A | Aaug
A | Aaug


[verse]
A                                D                E
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
A                               D        E
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
A                       D              E
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
A                               D               E
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         F#m/C#             Faug/C#              A/C#             B7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           E       E/F#    E7/G#
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      A              Aaug             F#m/A
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            A7           Dmaj7              F#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          B7                    E
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      D              Dm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.